and I feel stupid. I only opened a twitter account so I could follow one of my favorite authors. A real pithy, take the piss out of you kind of guy who tweets at most, once a day. I can handle that. And I follow some publishers (no Penguin Books, I don’t feel like sharing my favorite book with you, I just want to be left alone!) in the vain hopes of whining to the right one and they finally get To Kill A Mockingbird onKindle. Whatever.
So, what is in my email box the other day? Some nut (would have to be) is now following me. Really? REALLY? Are you serious? I have no profile filled out. I had tweeted nothing at this point and I still get a follower? What is this world coming to?
I did the only thing someone who is really in touch with their inner bitch would do. I tweeted one lone tweet and as g-d is my witness it’s all I ever intend to tweet What did I tweet? Think of what a policeman says at the scene of a really grisly crime scene to rubbernecking bystanders.
